This blog is being brought to you by OJ. Who is clearly not the person you came here looking for, Calvin. If you are one of those people who get irritated easily at people who refer to themselves in the third. You only have yourself to blame for pressing forward.

If no one noticed, this site was down for quite a while. Looking at the stats though, clearly, plenty of people noticed. So, uh, yea… what happen was, that nigga like OJ,  accidently deleted this niggas shit. Well not really. It was more like the database. How? Its a long story. And it has nothing to do with OJ not being sober. Filling in the details would be a waste of time, and or make somebody head explode. Muthafuckas is simple these days.

anyway… im really only posting this to tell this nigga his shit is working (hopefully i havent tested it). And it turns out it was all for not, because this nigga just hit me up.

So, i have a gang of shit to do. peace.

Sorry again nigga! lol

will i sing a song like this…

 

my grand ma and yo grand ma… sittin by the fire.

 

nigga calvin you can delete this… but here goes your side blog sir. blam.

Please note this entry was written by OJ as a sort of introduction for ME about the new features of the site.  It wasn’t written BY me, but most of you probably figured that out…..

Blam, new blog!

Calvin, here is how you use this thing:

1. to put a return space, instead of just hitting enter ( Which will give you a paragraph — big ass gap –  element instead of a regular line break ) you should hold shift and press enter.

2. Every category you add, it will show up as "the water under the bridge". It may be lame, but i couldnt help my self. lol Anyway, with that, you might wanna go and back log your joints. you got like 850 ( check out your archives page, that shit is DEEP lol ), have fun with that shit.

3. to add a youtube video (hopefully this wont fuck up… ) all you have to do is paste the url of the youtube video, but replace the "http" in the url with "video" and the rest of the url, should work… let me test it out.

Good it works… and THIS SHIT IS THE FUCKING GUTS!!!

4. I thought it would be the guts to give you an Upcoming Events Calendar. Since you seem to always be traveling some how some way?? I dont get it, but fuck it, thats why this is funny to me. The way you add an event to the calendar is:
- you make a post as normal
- give it a category of "The Killas Apperences" ( LMAO )
- under the editing box, there is a bar that says Event Editor… im sure you can figure it out from there. Your upcoming events will show up on the calendar, and what not. It also doubles as a archives calendar, and you can turn it off if you so please.
For some odd ass reason you have to disable the FCK_editor thing under the plugins menu, to actually get the event editor to work.

5. you can sideblog if you so please ( if you even know what that is ) just activate the plugin and slide in the widget. …. speaking of which.

6. The items on the side (widgets), you can move and switch them around and rename the titles and all kinds of other shit, im sure you can click your way around and figure out what most of it does. Anyway… the way you get to them is Presentatoin > Sidebar Widgets. Click on the tabs on the right to edit them shits. And youre good. Drag and drop to take away and add shit.

7. Since Jen likes to talk shit… There are RSS Feeds, around out this bitch. And you can even have rss feeds for your categories with the link and everything. you just have to set that up on your widget thing.

8. Oh, and before i forget… under meta… your faithful readers can click the "register button" and subscribe to your blogger. You can send newsletters and all that good shit. i think… ive never fucked with that actually. lol Gods Speed.

I think thats it,  fuck it im hungry. If you have any questions, hit a nigga up.

Have fun sir.