The past two weeks have been rough for the Killa….

Since making a final table on ESPN Poker on Sunday night I haven’t finished better than 42nd! I’ve been getting bad beat after bad beat (for those unfamiliar with poker terms that’s when you have the percentage lead going into the last card and then lose cuz the one card that could beat you comes up). And the rest of the time I’m getting terrible hole cards.

The Georgia Bulldogs have revealed themselves to be frauds (not as much of a fraud as someone else I’ll get to later….). They are 0 for the State of Tennessee this year in the SEC. They’ll be lucky to make a bowl this season. I mean I had low expectations coming into the season, but I forgot those because they started off relatively well. Blah!

Then the Falcons lost a bad game to the Giants yesterday. And my fantasy team is shot to shit as well. Going into tonight’s game I was down 10 points with the Chicago Bears D yet to play (and they usually give me about 20 points a game). Well they are getting mollywhopped. I’ll prolly lose all 4 of my Yahoo games this week, though I’m still kicking butt in my ESPN League (lemme not jinx it though).

Let’s not even talk about my non-existant love life or financial troubles.

Shit is rough….but then I could be WNC of Jacksonville, Florida. Who has been living a lie for almost 10 years now. A well developed lie that was uncovered on a whim once and for all this afternoon. Everything done in darkness eventually comes to light. Her lies compounded and compounded and now we see them as massive as….well as she is. Well….a long time weight (heh) has been relieved. Carry on with your sham of a life chick.