Okay so errr….somebody has influenced my web viewing habits because I occassionally check in with errr….Perez Hilton…yeah that’s right! I look at Perez Hilton sometimes.

So all this time I’ve been wondering how this dude is able to talk the shit he does without getting his ass kicked. Did he have a big ass companion a la Wendy Williams who basically served as a de facto bodyguard? Was he a black belt of some sort? Did he have mafia contacts? I didn’t know!

Well the answer is….none of the above…and as such, he has now been the victim of an asskicking so tremendous that it has him yelling and crying on a video clip. On one hand I feel sorry for him because it’s almost like….like attacking a woman….at the same time, he’s a man and he talks SO much shit about people and usually when a man talks shit he has to physically defend the shit he talks.

So to catch you up in case you aren’t knowing….Will.I.Am and the Black Eyed Peas confronted Perez at some awards show and he called Will.I.Am a fag. This was a mistake. They “clocked” him in the eye (Perez’s words not mine!) among other things.

I mean it had to happen at some point. I don’t know what it is about these gossip hounds where they think that they are invincible or above the words that they print, but if you ask me, he got his just desserts. I mean don’t get me wrong, I get my lulz at the little doodles he draws on pics and I kind of get a cheap thrill from the celeb gossip at times, but there is a line and he frequently crosses it, and hey…when you cross lines you get dealt with.

Anyway that’s what you get Perez when you deal in drama….