A funny thing happened on the way to retirement. I tried, I really did, but between people writing/calling/telling me face to face, not to quit and force of habit I ended up coming back….

I see why it’s so hard for Michael Jordan and Too Short and Larry Holmes….even though I still don’t feel like I’m where I want to be, I don’t like NOT writing either…..

I found myself ALMOST making an entry several times over the weekend….

I felt a strong compulsion to tell ya’ll (I don’t give a damn if it’s really y’all….I’mma keep spelling that way!) all about my adventures with Jello shots (I had 12 according to Drea who tried her BEST to keep me from doing that many)…..

I wanted so badly to tell you all about how I’m addicted to pasta and had Spaghetti Factory AND Olive Garden over the weekend, even though I’m getting fatter by the minute (my blood type is going to be Ragu by 2004 if I keep up this pace)….

I wanted to tell you all about me getting slayed several times on Saturday after I had so dangerously ingested said Jello shots and 7 cups of keg variety liquid courage (hopefully it was Scud Light I’m really not certain)….

And who else was I going to tell about my sorrow/heartache when my latest internet addiction, the kthxbi forums, went down….luckily there are temporary forums at an undisclosed location that are providing me with my fix….I’m keeping the old link in hopes that things will be back to normal soon….

And how else was I going to tell you to check out Nexy’s page….she’s so cool!….she has alot of content….she has a world map that I linked to and mistakenly made the icon for me a little blond Dutch girl instead of the stereotypical African dude….

Retirement wasn’t such a good idea….I guess I’m not a man of my word…..