*note: This is NOT for real. My sisters and mom know my real wishes in case I die. I leave them 100% in charge, this morbid ass entry is JUST A JOKE!!!!….I don’t want no legal battles when I die!*

So today is the day. Nashville on the Rocks at the Hilton Downtown. Folks the odds have never been higher that the Killa may actually PERISH from alcohol consumption.

In case I die, I need to divide the spoils whatever they may be.

The Killa doesn’t have much to offer the world, but here goes nothing.

I leave my website to: Nile….Nile I commission you to make a movie based on the stories here and other stories you and I have experienced. Feel free to make fun of me as much as you want as I’ll be dead, although my sisters, cousins, and other loved ones will probably sue you and I will do my otherworldly best to make sure that they are successful!

I leave my actual computer to: Geoff….yeah dude you will be fully immersed into the world of communism and porn once you get ahold of this piece of machinery….I decree that the first thing you will do is create a myspace….and then it’ll be all over….

I leave my DVDs to: Joe from Dallas….except for the TV shows….the TV shows are coming WITH ME….but yeah you’ll have every single movie known to man with the combined power of my collection and yours…..balance out that Woody Allen and Robert Altman mess with some good ole Kevin Smith and Darren Aronofsky!

I leave my playstation2 and gamecube and all games to: Heather….you are such a closet video game head! I’ve seen you staring longingly as niggas play! AND you like sports too! Give in to the urges homie! And hey, if you don’t like it, you can always give them to your little brother….but I get the feeling you’d even be playing FIFA!

I leave my iPod and all CDs to: Baby J….you love music more than anyone else I know who doesn’t already have an iPod man! What gives? I’ll make sure I have every Mary J song loaded and everything, cuz I know how much you love her
I think that’s the important stuff….