Nina loves her Direct TV. She programs it days in advanced to auto tune to her favorite movies that she runs searches on. Movies like Big, Big Mama’s House, The Last Dragon, Nikita Blues, and what I’m watching now, Big Trouble In Little China.
I’ve probably seen this movie over 100 times. It’s a really a classic. Jack Burton (played to perfection by Kurt Russell) is the kind of hero I’d be if they ever made an action movie about the Killa. From his pursuit of a pre-Sex In The City Kim Catrell to his overzealous fighting style, he’s the Killa’s type of hero.
Yesterday I went to this grocery store that Nina likes called Whole Foods Market. This place is GREAT. I bought some California Rolls and Salmon Rolls (sushi) and proceded to burn my mouth up with some wasabi. Good times people….not bad times.
So now to the most oft asked question of the past two days or so….what are you doing for the New Year Killa??? I really don’t know is the honest to goodness answer to said question. I know that I have a little chump change in my pocket and a bottle of my favorite champagne (Veuve Cliquoet), so I’m trying to get into SOMETHING. I’m sure between now and Friday things will come together.
Like Old Jack Burton says, “If they ask if you’ve paid your dues, tell em the check’s in the mail!” And if you have to ask what that has to do with anything I just said, you need to spend the next few hours reading the archives.
December 29th, 2004 at 3:59 pm
I wanna know when these chumps are gonna realize that Big Trouble in Little China, along with a Christmas Story, is ALSO one of the greatest movies of our generation growing up. Seriously. That movie has everything in it. Honor, a love interest-2 to be exact-couple of Damsels who also happen to have dragon green eyes, a side-kick, martial arts action, a white man who saves the day and, no matter how much martial arts is used against him, is unfuckwittable. A couple of old chinese wise men with ancient magic at their disposal, an arch-enemy, a marriage to TWO women in an ancient, underground temple. A beast that’s unexplanable, a fucking beholder (the one-eyed thing), kidnapping, great dialogue, and by the Gods, the 3 Storms. You can’t fucking beat the 3 Storms man.