In the tradition of my alma mater and the two years of Maroon Tigers I took from their safehaven I present a 20 questions…Killa-centric, but 20 questions none the less…

1.  Isn’t "I’m going into an area with bad cell reception I gotta go" a convenient excuse to get off the phone….errr not that I’ve used that excuse on anyone?

2.  Why do I turn into a bumbling fool around dope chicks, but remain cool as a fan any other time?

3.  Why does beer make it alllllllll better?

4.  Why did they show Vito Jr’s boo boo incident last night on the Sopranos?

5.  And why did Phil say he looked like a Puerto Rican Hoo-wah?

6. Was that the worst episode of the Sopranos ever, or is it just my fecal aversion speaking?

7.  Seriously, why can’t I act right around dope chicks all the time?

8. But what if she….what if she’s the one?

9.  What if someone recognized the above as what Andre 3000 said in the "where are my panties" skit and not a hidden message?

10.  But what if it was a hidden message?

11.  What if I made a better pizza last night than Papa John’s?

12.  Why is Sweetwater Hummer better than Hoegaarden?

13.  Why haven’t I been to Joe’s Crab Shack in over a year?

14.  Why is Resha the funniest chick I know?

15.  Why did this fool Jack Bauer put someone in a Million Dollar Dream!?!?

16.  Have you started shopping for The Annual Celebration of Killa Cal’s Birth and Life Accomplishments To This Point?

17.  How many beers can I drink tonight and still make it to the hospital on time tomorrow?

18.  Did they have to do the homie C like that this morning in rounds?  Man that was brutal!

19.  Will the homie Joe be alright if the Mavs lose?

20.  What if this was the last time I did this?