Okay, I realize that many of the people who frequent this website have no idea what this Thugzo fiasco is. So I will give a little background information and try my best to pencil in where I fit in the whole thing.
About a year ago or so, I started to dibble and dabble in message boards. As you may notice I have a bunch of links kind of randomly thrown on the left side to different places on the internet that I visit. One of them used to be a board called Rokkstar. I will spare you the details about how and why I started to go there, but I will say that message boards are a kind of love/hate thing. Most casual internet users wouldn’t enjoy it because they have alot of inside jokes and require you to become pretty heavily involved. Most of the people I know don’t have the time or patience.
Anyway, one of the inside jokes at Rokkstar (which no longer exists…pour out a little liquor) had to do with this guy who had a photo gallery on his webpage. In said photo gallery he had several menacing poses in various thuggish outfits and one of them even had him in a BUBBLE BATH drinking some variety of liquor that was popular among Thugs at the time. He also had a variety of shots with his face obscured (I guess so as to not be vilified by REAL thugs who may happen to pass by a computer and see this FRAUD of a thug) wearing played out throwbacks clearly purchased on Ebay. What kind of thug shops on Ebay?
Of course many people found this to be hilarious on SEVERAL points. First of all real thugs don’t use computers for anything beyond MAYBE e-mail. They are too busy being a thug in real life, harrassing women, children, the elderly, and such. Let’s just make the HUGE leap of faith that a thug would somehow find his way onto the internet for any extended period of time. HOW ON EARTH would he get a webpage. And for what purpose? To impress other thugs? For women? If that’s the case buddy has his demographics ALL WRONG.
Then it was discovered that our friend Thuggy Spitfire worked at Kinko’s Copies (Which makes sense now, he must have been one of the first people fired/laid-off when Kinkos was bought out by Fed Ex. I don’t think they knew what they were doing when they gave this “thug” more free time). That would give him an M.O. for his computer exploits, but still what THUG works at Kinko’s?
Anyway I digress. The story gets further complicated when it’s discovered that Thuggy Spitfire had some sort of illicit online relationship with some girl named Cindy or something and became an online Baby Daddy or something like that. I know this is a shock to some of my less net-savvy readers, but YES, any type of Jerry Springer-like drama that exists in the OFFLINE world, also exists in the ONLINE world and to a more dramatic degree.
So how does Killa Cal fit into all of this? Why is Thugzo aiming his Thuggery and Ignorant Fury at the Killa? Well about a year ago, as all of this was going down, my good friend in California, O.J., caught wind of this comedy. O.J. is not one to let a good joke slide by so being a timely person he made an entry in his blogger laughing at this buffoon. Being the co-signing type negro that I am, I made a few jokes as well. Well now it appears that everyone who made a comment there has begun to feel the wrath of Thugzo now that he has been fired from Kinko’s and has more time to fill his niche as an online purveyor of menace and thuggery.
Sadly for our resident internet thug and public menace Thugzo, this will be the last time I discuss his SAD situation on my webspace that I pay for. This is a Thug-free zone, psuedo or not. My site is not the only one being polluted by his garbage. He has hit up several associates via either their websites (Tee) or via AIM (Nexy and Deah).
If you want to take bubble bath pictures and pictures in played out throwbacks that’s your business. I hope it gets you MUCH pussy, I just ask that you use a condom so that we are not cursed with future generations of internet degenerates such as yourself.
January 7th, 2004 at 4:32 pm
you know… one day. the jig will be up, and muthafuckas will actually start getting mad at me. its gonna be the guts.
January 7th, 2004 at 4:46 pm
Perhaps in Vegas OJ… roflmao
Calvin fix my link raht nah!! :redman:
January 7th, 2004 at 4:58 pm
*fear teh O*
January 7th, 2004 at 4:59 pm
You better watch out for ol’ Thugzo, he might do a 187 thru DSL! *LMAO* That really is someone with way too much time on their hands. Get out the tub and get a job!
January 7th, 2004 at 6:40 pm
This nigga emailed me twice today.. It seems as though Mr. Thugged Out himself is threatenin’ me.. I just KNOW this nigga aint tryin’ to get live.. Dumb ass.. I aint got no time for this shit.. Fuck the i-net.. If his ass is in NY so am I.. We can take this shit to the skreets.. His thugs can meet up with my thugs and we can all be thugs.. *rollin’ my eyes* Niggga betta worry about printin’ out them damn copies quick enough. Ugh!
January 7th, 2004 at 10:03 pm
C’mon. He’s reaching now. Bringing shit up from three seasons ago? Can’t be serious. Your post had me laid out though. Then when I read the comments…I was doing cart wheels. This is comedy. I needed a good laugh. Thank you dear Calvin.
January 7th, 2004 at 10:57 pm
ROFL! This jigga tombout “Meet me at dimesonly.com!” Get that whack shit on someplace!
“Ay, yo KillaCal, son. WERD. Ima beat yo ass fo’ dis shit s0n! It goes down! Meet me at dimesonly.com, across from innanetthugs.com, around the corner from whackassniggaswhoneedtopaytheirchildsupport.org!”
We aint gotta go to nobody’s dimesonly.com cause his stupid fruity ass is posting here. Dumb ass bitch! Get off the computer and pay yo fuckin child support, BITCH! Got more kids than JERRY…
January 7th, 2004 at 11:24 pm
Now that’s some story!
January 8th, 2004 at 12:00 am
First the Band-dude stalker, now this!
If Chocolate City were still around, this would fit right in lol…
(more inside jokes!)
January 8th, 2004 at 2:49 am
meet him at dimesonly.com????? is this nigga collecting a ransom? wtf?
lol @ “he has been fired from Kinko’s and has more time to fill his niche as an online purveyor of menace and thuggery.”
funny, funny stuff!
January 8th, 2004 at 8:12 am
i find it hard to believe his name is thugzo. that’s pretty damn funny.
i’m now changing my name to Gangsta E.
January 8th, 2004 at 10:33 am
Once I was in the process of my divorce I met an asshole who I thought loved me but once again I was being a damn fool. I ended up getting pregnant and of
course the deadbeat acted like he didn’t know how he played a role in my pregnancy. My situation got rough for me (practically being evicted from my apt, etc.)
and I ended up moving to New Jersey not only to get away from the deadbeat jerk but also to make a fresh start with my life. After moving to New Jersey and
moving back in with my parent’s, I popped out my oldest son, on April 19, 1997. He is now 6 years old.
So now I have 2 bebe kids and doing the single mom thing. I always had good paying jobs so I was always able to provide for myself and children. After having my
son I finally moved into my own apartment while still residing in NJ. I moved again within the same town about a year or so after originally moving.
So now I am more stable. I had a nice apt, good job and all that kind of stuff. I was a ho. I’ll admit it. Meeting guys, getting them to pay my rent, bills, buy me
thangs and all that kind of shit. Married men, committed men, I really didn’t care. Ask me how many guys I’ve been with and I’ll tell you I lost count at the age of
16. I’m not proud of my past at all and I thank God he spared me my life from sexually transmitted diseases and the like. So finally after going through my ups
and downs I met my husband to whom I am now married.
I met my husband July 19, 1998. We were engaged on September 23,1998. Yep, I work fast. We got married, February 23, 1999. I know, fast again right? *lol*
Going on 5 years now. Strong. My husband rescued me from all the madness and he loves my kids like his own. He is my “angel in
But! we are still together.
disguise”. My “knight in shining armor”. My “support system”. Whatever I need him to be, he is. Well most of the time. *rotfl!!!* Nothing is 100% guaranteed but
I truly believe with all my heart, soul and strength that we will be together until death do us part. I love him that much. And he loves me even more.
Okay, so now me and my husband are together with my 2 bebe kids from previous relationships. After getting married, I moved back to New York because that is
where my husband was from and wanted to live. After being married for about 9 months I found out I was pregnant with bebe kid #3. My husband’s first and only
biological child. Then on August 25, 2000 out came our youngest son. He is now 3 years old.
^^ Dis bitch a Hoe .. Lmao !!! (information obtained by da mole.. lmao )
Smh.. None of you have gotten anything right about me yet ?? I wonder why ?? My place of work , place of residence, girlfriend, child, personality.. Nuttin !!!!!
Well I will continue to have the fun that I was left out on several months ago ..
Oh.. Tee .. stop fucking so many ppl from the net .. Smh. at you emailing me all those times .. Should I post it here .. lmao !! I think they would want to see how you on my NUTZ !!!!!!!!
January 8th, 2004 at 12:21 pm
Tell me one GOOD reason why you took the time to copy and paste info from Tee’s bio to CALVIN’s website?… oooh oooh oooh I know the answer!!! You have no LIFE.
Get over it and get gone *smh*
January 8th, 2004 at 12:43 pm
Now I understand who this guy is, even though I am bewildered as to why he feels the need to post bs messages on your blog Cal. How lame. People like him make me glad that I am a casual ‘Net user.
Whatever. I agree with your other readers, he needs to get a life.
January 8th, 2004 at 2:33 pm
LMAO @ YOU STUPID MUH FUCKERS .. YALL ARE REALLY DA BUTT OF DA JOKE !! OK .. I HAVENT BEEN ON THAT CHICS SITE IN DAYZ .. BUT THERE ARE SEVERAL PL THAT SHARE MY OPINION AND TOOK TIME OUT TO EMAIL THAT INFO AS THOUGH OTHER PPL I WILL SOON POST ABOUT ..
SMH.. GET IT TOGETHER PPL .. !!! I THOUGHT YALL WERE BETTER THAN THIS !!
January 8th, 2004 at 3:06 pm
*dead!!!!* @ this nigga postin’ my bio on Calvin’s site.. Uh oh! The cat’s been let out the bag! Thugzo done told everybody online my bidness.. Watch out now! Fuckin’ jackass postin’ the bio that I CHOSE to have up on my site.. I have no problem sharin’ that info with people.. If I was ashamed or it was supposed to be secret then I would never have posted that info.. OR I would have posted the shit at my private journal.. So please tell us sumthin’ new boo.. Kthx! This fool even emailed me my own bio!!! *dead*
Get off his nutz.. Please.. I emailed you Mr.Thugzo to finish gettin’ my laugh off.. I’m done now.. You see how I haven’t even replied to that last stupid email you sent me.. And I won’t ever email you again.. trust me on that….
Then this nigga gonna tell me stop fuckin’ so many people from the internet.. Name one person I done fucked off the internet.. I’m waitin’…. I have been married 5 damn years and ONLY got online once I was married.. But if I start namin’ folks that your ho of a baby momma done fucked I will be here all fuckin’ millenium! Realize sweety that whatever info/pictures that are out on the net about me was put out there by ME!!! You will not dig up or find any type of scandelous info about me so don’t look too hard, k boo? I’m as real as real gets.. Whatcha see is what you get.. Nuthin’ to hide this way patna!
And wanna talk about stupid! Get this.. On ThugZo’s migenta page it is written: Whats up BP??? On your journey through my page there are some things you need to know … This internet/cyber dating or relationship isnt my ShYt!!!!!! If you want to Holla, chat or whatever thats kool, but I aint beat for no Cyber girl….
What’s up BP? Nigga must have forgotten he was doin’ a migente page and just copied and pasted his wack ass shit from BP to a migente page..Tombout this internet/cyber dating or relationship isnt his ShYt.. Lie!!!!!!!!!!! I guess that’s why you got a “cybergirl” pregnant right? You a cyberthug who got a cybergirl pregnant and now you got a cyberkid so that makes you a cyberbabydaddy.. Dumb ass! He wanna talk about me though.. Postin’ information that has ALREADY been posted about me BY me!!!! Nigga please.. You WaCk son!
I guess you have to get other people to come to my site and cut and paste shit to you because you can’t see my site.. You have been banned like the damn plague.. Tell whoever your little cybersheep is that is feedin’ you all this PUBLIC information that you are too dumb to get your damn self to kiss my ass too..
Fuckin’ deadbeat daddy.. Denyin’ your own fuckin’ kid.. *smh* *waaah, waaah* And if you don’t work at Kinko’s you sure as hell use their computers because after tracin’ your ip… it was traced back to Kinkos muhfucka!!!!!! And I sure as hell hope you don’t live in NY because pseudo-thugs like you give the REAL thugs in NY a bad fuckin’ name…
Sorry Calvin for usin’ all your space.. I shouldn’t even have wasted my time by givin’ this fool the the time of day.. He has to be one of the most stupidest “thugs” I know.. real thugs don’t talk about bein’ a thug.. They just ’bout it, ’bout it.. What real thug is gonna be up in comments like this talkin’ shit??!!! What real thug is gonna be online period goin’ around seein’ who is talkin’ shit about him???!! What real thug even know what a damn computer is??!! Jeez..
January 8th, 2004 at 4:07 pm
Wow!!! This too much. I’m speechless right now. I missed all of this. I was way out to lunch. OH BOY! I’m mad at him for talking ’bout my Tee though. Not even cool. Mad cool points lost.
Stay up, Calvin. Shake all the hatas. We love you, eff him! He’s probably a child anyway. Way beneath you and not worth your’s or Tee’s time.
Stay up, KillaCal…. :o)
January 23rd, 2004 at 10:46 pm
-dead-
niggaz writin essays
January 23rd, 2004 at 10:59 pm
HILARIOUS!!!!
January 25th, 2004 at 12:23 am
aint this shit old news?
February 4th, 2004 at 1:12 pm
thugzo works at kinkos,lives with his granny (Yeah nigga when you threantened me you fucked with the wrong person, my people are ALL fuckin cops and got ALL your info from just your phone number) and if pushed Ill put your address and grannies name, he has a child a son to be exact