What time of the year is it you ask? It’s time to pick some female randomly and eliminate her from my life. What’s that? You don’t understand what I’m getting at?
I submit for your approval the recent track record of Killa Cal’s Valentine’s selections.
Recall that awhile back, a less sane version of The Killa (Killa3.11.1) conducted a survey of the various women who read this joint in hopes of getting a Valentine for this cockamamy, industry driven “holiday”. I considered carefully and chose someone who I thought was suitable. Less than 4 months later, we fell out due to “creative differences”.
Last year, I kinda sorta had a Valentine or sorts (I’m not linking any of this stuff, if you are that nosey/so inclined you can sift through my archives and piece shit together). Fast forward to now, she’s no longer talking to me either.
I have a friend and she probably doesn’t recall, but I spent a portion of last year’s Valentine’s Day with her. She cooked and such. We also had a falling out.
Even going back to high school and such, the girls I spent V-Day with/on are no longer in my life. None of them. Our vapid relationships went the way of all of the balloons that I bought. All of the air went out!
So I’m wondering who it will be this year. I mean I could just avoid women in general for Valentine’s Day and the surrounding days, but how practical is that? So this is the advanced warning, if you are a female and I spend Valentine’s Day with you, we WILL fall out. I don’t want it to be this way, that’s just how time has shown it to work. If you care to have me in your life, avoid me.
January 31st, 2005 at 2:50 pm
it’s ironic calvin b/c i never realized that i was indeed one of your “v-day victims”. (ain’t that some ….) perhaps if i’d have known, certain subsequent events could have been circumvented. and you know i take offense to your comment that i probably don’t recall. holla back…
January 31st, 2005 at 2:56 pm
LOL….somehow I KNEW you’d comment here on this relevation….and I am seriously dying here with you using that name!!!!….Old Underminding face ass!!
January 31st, 2005 at 5:35 pm
Maybe you should determine who you don’t want in your life anymore and make it your business to have V-day with them, lol…
I have a man and I’m going to be alone… how pathetic is that!?!
January 31st, 2005 at 7:30 pm
it’s all because you have too many rules nigga!
January 31st, 2005 at 8:08 pm
LOL….Raven what are you talking bout!! I have no rules!!
And Deah, that is sad!….if I had a girl I’d make V-Day VERY special for her….especially considering we’d be breaking up shortly, given my history!
February 1st, 2005 at 8:15 am
this is all very strange, i used to believe i was the same way, but somehow the curse was broken:) maybe this will be your year… i think my luck turned around because i didn’t give up (not enjoying sounding way too ‘moral of the storyish’). Nonetheless, if you want a companion one day (which outside of all of your protests i believe you do), you do realize that you can’t leave her everytime (gag…gag…)Valentine’s Day roles around to avoid what you perceive as the inevitable(understanding that you are giving this warning for them to stay away from you)!
just happened to stop by, i know you could care less abut (canadian style) what i have to say in regards to this entry, but thought i might try.
love ya
February 6th, 2005 at 4:57 am
Dear sweet Calvin what will we ever do with you? LOL. See you Feb. 15th, negro!
February 12th, 2005 at 5:06 pm
Ditto what Raven said!!