Before I give you all of the taudry details of my birthday, I HAVE to give a shout out to the negro who is a day younger than me and will always be a day younger than me, OJ! I also have to give a shout out to the homie Drea who CAME through yesterday after enduring the trials of Job with a patient yesterday (couldn’t be me homes)….

So yeah, that’s a good place to start. Shortly after I finished my birthday entry, the homie Geoff came though and we took a shot of tequila. We may or may not have played a game of Madden. I’m not certain! As a matter of fact we won’t speak of that ever again!

Then Drea called and told me she was done working on her patient and asked if I was ready to go. Of course I wasn’t. At any rate I eventually got my shit together and we headed to Pancake Pantry.

I ate a ham and cheese omelette and subbed cheese hash browns for my pancakes, as I do each time I visit. A question you may be asking is, “why the hell go to pancake pantry if you sub out the pancakes all the time?” Because I like their omelettes and hash browns and I’m not a big pancake guy of course!

Then we went to Wal-Mart where I picked up Chappelle’s Show for myself (and almost for Drea, but someone had already gotten it for her!)….I ended up buying her Common and getting in the car and listening to it before we realized what I probably should have realized when she came to the register with it. It was from WAL-MART! They edit the HELL out of their music!! It’s quite fascist. We turned around and she tried to return it, but since it was open they were like, no ma’am. I understand that (cuz I have the copy I bought burned onto my computer!).

Anyway I got home and promptly popped season 2 in. If you can believe it, there were episodes I hadn’t seen. Such as Ashy Larry in the World Series of Dice! I was DYING!!

Earlier in the day I heard that there was a sidewalk sale going on, and in conjunction there would be a keg (almost all outdoor events here have a keg!!). So I grabbed my SUPER cup and went out and partook of beer. Thanks to Sha’Ron I got a birthday shout out on the mic which is good for my attention whoring ass! I’m a shameless self promoter.

I got asked a million times about the birthday party pictures which I PROMISE I’ll put up as soon as I get a chance.

As luck would have it, the homie J.B. aka Kane from Kung Fu walked onto campus. At some point we all decided to meander back to my crib for the food Heather was cooking in the kitchen.

Heather made King Crab, Snow Crab, Shrimp, and her famous Spinach-Artichoke Crab dip! Man it was good! We threw down ya’ll! Madison of the twins was uncomfortable so she, Eman, and Sydney had to leave and Janelle was on call, but everyone else sat around my “glorified treasure chest” in my living room and stuffed themselves. Then we had some Bellini’s (if you’re like me and didn’t know what they were, it’s basically champagne with peach nectar and whatever else Heather put in there). I had three of those joints!

After everyone left, I went outside and smoked a Cuban Cigar I had and contemplated my good fortune. Then I came back in and had another shot and talked to the homie Liz via AIM for a minute or so. Then at bout 1:15 the Killa Rested!

Thank you to everyone who helped make this one of the best birthday’s EVER! (easily the best since the BBQ!)