I used to be into wrestling something big. Like when I was a kid I watched WWF Raw and WCW Nitro and every other wrestling program they showed on Saturday’s all day. Then that shit got corny as hell. But there is a dude out there who is almost a throwback wrestler. This dude named Carlito. His motto is, “I spit in the face of people who don’t want to be cool”…then he chews up an apple and spits it on whoever he deems uncool! Needless to say, The Killa thinks dude is a G!! Here is video of his entrance music! It’s strangely reminicent of the theme music for G-String Diva’s…ummm….not like I watch that regularly…..yeah…just watch it!

So yeah…moving along….in my pursuit to be cool, the Killa hung out this weekend. Friday night I spent alot of money so that I could impersonate a baller. I paid $20 to get into a spot the majority of people had gotten into for free. Then once I got there I bought a number of overpriced drinks. This makes you VERY cool! Then I mean mugged anybody who looked in my direction and asked chicks to buy ME drinks! Doesn’t get any cooler than that! I got home and passed out….sounds like a good night!

Then on Saturday I went to the 5th Annual Music City Brewer’s Festival and drank copious amounts of beer. Among other things I also put a dollar bill into the asscrack of a white girl (on a dare) and looked up the skirt of another one (not on a dare). I also joned on various white people and cosigned on every single one of Wendell’s “AJ is our uncle” jokes. I sent text messages to my friends who couldn’t be there, gloating about how I was there and was getting plastered. I ate ALL the food that was there as well. The ultimate in cool!!

Yesterday, I went to see Miami Vice. 80’s Cool and now 2006 Cool as well! I saw the coolest shootout in history. Then I stayed up and talked on the phone like I didn’t have shit to do today! COOL!

Now I’m going to stroll up to the school when I feel like it. Which will probably be after I eat my leftover steak that I made last night with a special garlic butter sauce…..I’m just that cool! Like Carlito! And if you don’t like it…well…you saw what Carlito did!