There are 26 days until the 29th Annual Celebration of the Life and Grand Achiements of the One Known as The Killa Cal. Start shopping now! Just kidding….okay not really!

So there was this homeless guy around the AUC right. He was pretty clever. He used to go up to us as we were leaving the dorm with the following spiel:

“Excuse me sir, but as you can see I’m homeless” (AUC homeless people were usually very polite at first) “I am trying to stay in a shelter tonight that requires $2.00 for admission. Now I figured that if I got a quarter from 8 students I’d be able to sleep there tonight, so will you please give me a quarter so I can reach my goal.”

Now some of the more *ahem* mean spirited ones of us were like, “Buddy if you are so good at Math and deduction why don’t you have a job!”, but I personally would usually just give him a quarter if I had one.

Why is the Killa telling you this story? Well see, I devised a plan. If each of my “theoretical” readers were to give me say, $20 bucks, then I could come pretty close to getting what I ultimately want for my birthday. What is that you ask? Why ONLY a Playstation 3 with the games Rock Band and Grand Theft Auto IV.

I think this can happen! Come on folks, don’t let me down! And unlike those Sally Struther’s commercials, you know EXACTLY what your money will go toward! Anyway right now is just the “feeling out” stage. Based on reader response (or lack) I may or may not be posting a paypal link!