Is being random something you can really be good at?

What does it say about me, that I’m at my best when speaking in non-sequitors and fragmented thoughts in a completely non-sensical form? Wait….what’s that you say? That’s what I do anyway? Oh.

It sucks that there were only 6 episodes of the Ali G show. It sucks even more that more people didn’t watch it.

It’s really gonna suck in 2 weeks when Six Feet Under and Entourage are both done for the season.

No Sopranos, no Six Feet Under, no Entourage, no Ali G, no Curb Your Enthusiasm….what the hell am I going to watch? The Wire and Def Poetry???….pffft

Oh wait….football season starts!

I need one more person for my fantasy league, anyone interested?

I really, really, really, really want Kool Keith’s “The Personal Album”.

I need like $1000 from a benefactor. I’ll be forever indebted to you!

Black Sheep’s “This or That” STILL gets the club jumping.

One sure fire way to not holla at someone is to never ever see them.

It makes things so much easier if you just tell someone you don’t like that you don’t like them.

Saw three movies on Thursday….Collateral was really good, Open Water was okay (even though some dicksnot ruined the ending for me….it was actually BETTER for me because of said dicksnot), and Alien Versus Predator was better than I expected. Not a bad 3 for 1 at all.

I had an allergic reaction to another house (just like the one I have in Atlanta to my mom’s crib). My eyes are still a little irritated.

I still suck at Madden. Not as much as in years past, but enough.

I thought about drinking a glass of scotch at about 11 AM.

That wouldn’t be the earliest drink I’ve ever had, by a long shot.

Whoever I was talking to about those Mickey D’s chicken selects commercials, you are right, they are terrible.

The Georgia Bulldogs will win the NCAA Football Championship this season.

I wish I could rewind to about 6 months back and not do/say some of the things I did/said.

I gotta learn to live with regrets.

Blogging isn’t dead, but it’s on life support.

There are a bunch of nice looking young ladies that started Meharry this year. Would it be a minor miracle if I pulled one?

Sept. 6th is almost here again (remember the old photo gallery?).

I bet you want that gallery back? It’s dead and gone forever. I lost the pictures when my computer got infected by a virus/trojan.

The VMA’s sucked….badly….was Dave Chappelle supposed to host?….if he was, good move in not hosting!

What the hell was Al Sharpton thinking about? I hate him so much right now. For about 30 minutes I wanted to renounce my Blackness!

Alicia Keys was looking absolutely stunning last night. The only one even close to her was Christina Milian.

Beyonce looked like Tina Turner in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. She needs to stop letting her moms design her outfits.

The performance with Stevie, Alicia, and Lenny was the best of the night.

Hoobastank pretty much ended their career with that terrible performance….it was that awful.

I’m scared of the future….both mine and the rest of humanity.