Imagine if you will….

You just got a great giant sized sandwich from Jersey Mike’s and you decide to get the old 2 for $3 gatorade and a bag of doritos at Walgreens. You are about to enjoy a great dinner, it’s about 6:30 PM. You walk into Walgreens and it’s mad house. It’s full of balding dudes in their late 30’s and early 40’s who are running around frantic because the shelves are empty. They are grabbing up bags of snickers and the Easter candy. They are grabbing anything that they can. They are sitting in their cars writing sweet nothings into cards they bought.

Are you laughing your ass off???

Well let me tell you, I did! Maybe they’ll do better next year….