Or maybe no one reads this joint anymore….either way man…that was the last go round for the old TV Trivia Quiz Thingy….here are the answers that eluded just about everyone….

1) He counts among his friends the following: Jeffy the Water Hose, Dewey the Toilet Paper Roll, Vanessa the Apple, and of course Boxy “Duke of New York A Number One” Brown. Who is he? Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
2) On Sister Sister, Flex had a guest starring turn as what “twin booty’s/a thang of beauty” rapping rapper? Cold Dog (or Dawg)
3) Finish the following line from Married With Children: Where you can’t touch a breast, but you can ___________, at the _________!!!
cave in a chest/nudie bar
4) On the Sopranos, what was the name of the horse that Tony and Ralph owned, that ultimately led to Ralph’s death? Pie o my!
5) On the Cosby Show, what is Theo’s favorite food? A good bacon burger dog
6) On Seinfeld, name ONE of the three traditions of Festivus. I would have accepted the feats of strength, the airing of grievences, or the festivus miracle.
7) On Entourage, what is the name of the show Johnny Drama starred on before Vince made it big? Viking Quest On The Wire, what was the name of the strip club/drug money front that the Barksdale organization worked out of in the first season? Orlando’s
9) On Family Guy, who beat Mike Tyson on Celebrity Boxing that caused Brian to be in debt to Stewie leading to the following clip: Family Guy Clip Opens In New Window. Carol Channing
10) On Curb Your Enthusiasm, who are Larry David’s two tours through the afterlife? Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Ali G/Borat/Bruno) and Dustin Hoffman
11) On The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, what was the name of the glee club that Carlton and Kellogg “Cornflake” Leverbaum were members of at Bel Air Prep? The Allegaroos
12) On A Different World, what is the ORIGINAL name of the club where Ron’s band Expression plays (it was later named The Place Where The Blues WILL Be Played…the worst name in history)? The Blue Dog
13) On Living Single, what was the name of Kyle Barker’s fish that ate all the other fish? Kyle Barker (yes he named it after himself)
14) On Roseanne what was the name of Roseanne and Jackie’s first boss during the first season (bonus points for the actor…he made it big)? Booker (played by George Clooney, good job Adora)
15) On The Steve Harvey Show, what is Bullethead’s real first name? Stanley
16) On Saved By The Bell, what was the name of the actor who was filming an anti-drug commercial at Bayside, but ended up being a pothead himself? Johnny Dakota
17) On New York Undercover, what song did Montell Jordan perform during and after the episode where JC’s fiancee is killed by Ice T’s character? What You Won’t Do For Love by Bobby Caldwell
18) On Martin, how much was the rent increase that Martin went on strike for in the episode that featured Cole nearly freezing to death in a quest to get a pizza? Five……dollars
19) On In Living Color, what was the name of the lip smacking broad shouldered character played by Kim Wayans who had problems with hunching everything in sight? Cousin Elsee
20) On Amen, what was the name of the young child preacher who was taking many of Rev. Reuben Gregory’s congragation members? Reverend Johnny

I guess I just watched too much TV….